1. No matter how many times you tell a teenager to pack her stuff , she will still wait until the last minute and she will definitely forget something.
2. Make them pee every time you stop
3. Plug the DVD player in at the front console so that you have complete control
4. Don't bother with the trash cans - they're going to throw their garbage on the floor anyway
5. My van does NOT take 85% Ethanol gasoline
6. The Burger King in Baker is NASTY !!
7. Some pictures of Donny and Marie are just too big !
8. Cafe Rio is practically empty on Sunday (oops)
9. The "all day in the car" cabin fever that will set in about State Line ( on the way home) will only be exacerbated by french fries and milk shakes !
10. The cabin fever/sugar high created by the milkshakes will cause TERRIBLE "Your Mama" jokes but will be over in about 20 minutes.